TMI Sunday that I’m Sharing on TuesdayJuly 28, 2009
Jordan: When did you decide this, at what point did you conclude that you wanted to break up with me?
Me: Jordan, I don’t know that I’d call this a break up. I mean we’ve been out a few times and have had some fun together but I didn’t think that either of us was that invested.
Jordan: Call it what you want, call it whatever makes it easier for you. But I still want an answer. Was it before or after we fucked last night?
Me: It was when we watched that stupid Kevin Costner movie. I knew that I’d never kiss you like that.
Jordan: Just get the fuck out.
Me: Jordan, we’re at my place.